When you hear..
I hate: Dumb stuff.
I hate: Boring stuff:
What they're really saying: I am dumb and boring
I hate: Boring stuff:
What they're really saying: I am dumb and boring
I hate: Losing my keys.
I hate: Losing my wallet.
I really hate: Losing my phone.
What they're really saying: I get shit-faced often.
I love: shopping
I love: going shopping
What they're really saying: I have nothing to offer besides sex
What you don't wanna hear...
"Can you do me a favor?
"Can you help me move?... then take me to the airport?"
"Sir, for some reason your card is not working."
"You have issues"
"You have issues"
"You need to make a decision right now."
"This call is an attempt to collect a debt."
"This call is an attempt to collect a debt."
history is not boring. neither is science.
ReplyDeleteYah I was joking, but by default, you just admitted math and english are boring. Shame on you!
ReplyDeleteI hate: Stretching my arm under ander my desk to reach the garbage can.
ReplyDeleteI really hate: Moving my garbage can closer to my desk.
What I'm really trying to say: I'm super lazy when it comes to throwing stuff away.
I hate: Taking out the garbage.
I really hate: Renting a truck to drive the garbage that piled up so high that I had to rent a truck to drive it to the dump.
What I'm really trying to say: I'm super lazy when it comes to throwing stuff away.
Rich! I said that!
ReplyDeleteI hate: your comment
ReplyDeleteI really hate: funnier comments
What I'm really trying to say: You are funnier