Pretend hater syndrome



Global Goober



GLOBAL MELTDOWN!

   Please dont mistake this guys appearance on many global documentaries for anger. HE IS NOT ANGRY!!!! He just needs to remind everyone he knows the Strip, Downtown & Clark County better as whole than most. (bs) Obviously there are people who think they know Las Vegas better but they are wrong and this post is just to clear the air. Natural Geographic and some news networks hired him so you should be impressed. Not impressed? Well did you know HE quit on some of those news networks? That's right, this guy turns down media while you BEG for it. Guess why he quit? For destroying Vegas on a global scale. If you destroy a city, make sure it's on a global scale and not a local scale, because apparently there is a difference. 

    Why are these news networks destroying Las Vegas globally? I think they should be held accountable. How dare they publish statistical reports based on slumping housing numbers and record high unemployment. Why dont they shut up and stop lying. Stop reporting bad news, it only reinforces the bad.
   The weirdest part of this post is how this guy stands up to Obama and associates himself with Trump at the same time. Strangest combination of nonsense and insanity. Babbling idiot!

       What is with the wannabe business dudes adding "global" to everything? I had no respect for your business until I heard you say the word "global."  T shirt company? zzzzzzzzzz...... global T-shirt company? INCREDIBLE! I don't think the word global impresses anyone anymore. I could say my blog is going global because I got a page click in Norway, but I don't. Being global doesn't add any credibility to anything, so let's just assume if something is truly successful and awesome being global is a given. We have the internet now, global isn't a big deal. 

Don't tease me with your friendship



 SEE THIS? SEE THIS!

     How do you pose for a picture of friendship? Hide the friends in the background and make sure they are fuzzy and out of focus. Better yet, just crop them out, that way everyone can see your cheesy smile with no distractions. 

  How long did you let those fake friends fake you out? I understand why you are posting this, cause I would feel angry too if I got duped for two months. (Oh wait he's not angry, just out for blood) C'mon, give us details how you sniffed out the traitors. Was it when they said mean things? Was it when they screwed you out of money then disappeared?
   Do those phony friends actively read your FB? It sounds like you are trying to talk to since you are addressing them in this post. Look at me everyone, I'm being friends with my friends in this photo. Dork!
            Your fake friends are fake. You faked having fake friends because you have invisible hater syndrome. It's some disorder where in an attempt to look cool, you pretend to be hated. You may even actively engage these pretend haters with idle threats. You've been diagnosed so now seek the cure............ which is..........STOP BEGGING FOR ATTENTION!!!!! 



 BEATING CANCER AND BUSINESS DEALS, 2 FOR 1 POST.

   What was your intention of mixing business deals with cancer recovery for a post? Can't you just share about the real experience and not throw in the dayplanner activities? Imagine a whole post dedicated to your mom's cancer recovery without any name-dropping or bragging about your "budding" career. This is the lamest post I could possibly ever read. I also heard billionaires won't even consider buying a house from someone unless they are a grown adult businessman. Oh yeah, what the hell is a grown adult businessman?

2012, I don't fear you, I am Republican now, with powdered cheese and 33.

 Let me be the first to say 2011 sucks. That's only because I went to the DMV and the dentist. Plus my piece of shit birthday is around the corner. I turn 33. I could be depressed, like most years, avoid phone calls and take a long sentimental walk, but NO! When I read this I instantly became overwhelmed with joy ...BECAUSE....I am not this guy.


http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101224100216AA67nnv

Why is being 33 and living at your parents house?

seen as weird?
I only earn 1000 euros a month after tax despite having a degree.
Don't give money to my parents as they feel they shouldn't take money off me(they are also well off)
occasionally i set the table or wash my dad's car. don't tidy my room.
when i want to have privacy with my girlfriend(we are not in a proper boyfriend-girlfriend relationship) i let her pay half of the expenses of a cheap hotel room.
what's weird about living with your parents?
i wouldn't if i had enough money.

    This dipshit is totally screwed. I have done a few stints at my parents house in my thirties, but I call them pit stops. Just till I figure a new direction and save some money. My answer to this UK loser... people don't thinks it's weird to live with your parents, it's depressing. YOU should think it's weird, who cares what other people think. Maybe you've failed in life and making $ is not your thing. FINE. Bloody hell mate, get a fucking second shitty job and find a studio and a queen size bed and properly shag your girlfriend.  WHAT THE HELL??? You make her pay for half of the sleezebag motel? You should thank your lucky stars you found someone who will sleep with such a loser and pay for half of it. I'm pretty sure you should marry this woman right now or at the very least make this girl official. YOU WILL NEVER DO BETTER! Then "man-up" and start paying for all the motel visits and tell her, "baby, you're worth it." 

   So my quit everything thingy went to pure shit over the holidays. I spent 4 days in Vegas eating ribs, drinking, gambling, smoking, cursing and some other things. I did a faceplant off the wagon and I really don't give a shit. The whole time I went on this plant based diet this stupid piece of shit powder cheese popcorn flavor enhancer I bought at the movies awhile back mocked my entire goal. The damn powdered cheese tasted so good I put it on everything. Veggies. Chips. Toast. Pickles. Peanuts. Hummus. I mean everything! It's a damn sodium dispenser but I couldn't help it. The worst was when I took it to a restaurant and used it on the eggplant I ordered. The waiter gave me one helluva strange look for dispensing my own spices on the chef's wannabe masterpiece. Look jerk, I bring my own damn spices because nothing in this joint is salty or cheesy enough for my refined tastes, got it?  That was a little bit of a problem, and I realized I needed an intervention, but thankfully I used all of that horrible shit product and it's OUTTA my life for good. I went to the grocery store bought a bunch of healthy shit, no smokes, back on the wagon, thank you very much. Drunken debauchery, see ya next year.

    I was at the DMV registering to vote and I remembered 2012 is the end of the world so I decided to register Republican. This way I can vote in all the cool primaries with the TEA PARTY EXPRESS. Maybe I don't follow the Republican mold... Jewish, liberal, vegetarian, anti-religious, legalize it, evolution is real, global warming is real (the list goes on and on ) but my plan is to penetrate the Republican lair and vote for the shittiest moronic candidates and WASTE my vote. That's right, I am disenfranchised. I will vote for Bozo the Clown because I could care less who's president, senator, mayor, sheriff, prop 278, all that shit, just a big mindfuck! First of all, I'm turning 33, so fuck everything. I'm getting older and I don't have time to care anymore.  Politics, healthcare, taxes, global warming, shitty movies, keeping fit, looking good, all of it can kiss my ass. People boo, people cheer, things get done, things get repealed, donate, big speeches, hope, change, war, the poor, oh for fuck sake 2012 WE NEED YOU!!!!

Am I serious? I dunno, I get weird around my birthday. But I did register Republican and I think it's hilarious.