Pretend hater syndrome



Global Goober



GLOBAL MELTDOWN!

   Please dont mistake this guys appearance on many global documentaries for anger. HE IS NOT ANGRY!!!! He just needs to remind everyone he knows the Strip, Downtown & Clark County better as whole than most. (bs) Obviously there are people who think they know Las Vegas better but they are wrong and this post is just to clear the air. Natural Geographic and some news networks hired him so you should be impressed. Not impressed? Well did you know HE quit on some of those news networks? That's right, this guy turns down media while you BEG for it. Guess why he quit? For destroying Vegas on a global scale. If you destroy a city, make sure it's on a global scale and not a local scale, because apparently there is a difference. 

    Why are these news networks destroying Las Vegas globally? I think they should be held accountable. How dare they publish statistical reports based on slumping housing numbers and record high unemployment. Why dont they shut up and stop lying. Stop reporting bad news, it only reinforces the bad.
   The weirdest part of this post is how this guy stands up to Obama and associates himself with Trump at the same time. Strangest combination of nonsense and insanity. Babbling idiot!

       What is with the wannabe business dudes adding "global" to everything? I had no respect for your business until I heard you say the word "global."  T shirt company? zzzzzzzzzz...... global T-shirt company? INCREDIBLE! I don't think the word global impresses anyone anymore. I could say my blog is going global because I got a page click in Norway, but I don't. Being global doesn't add any credibility to anything, so let's just assume if something is truly successful and awesome being global is a given. We have the internet now, global isn't a big deal. 

Don't tease me with your friendship



 SEE THIS? SEE THIS!

     How do you pose for a picture of friendship? Hide the friends in the background and make sure they are fuzzy and out of focus. Better yet, just crop them out, that way everyone can see your cheesy smile with no distractions. 

  How long did you let those fake friends fake you out? I understand why you are posting this, cause I would feel angry too if I got duped for two months. (Oh wait he's not angry, just out for blood) C'mon, give us details how you sniffed out the traitors. Was it when they said mean things? Was it when they screwed you out of money then disappeared?
   Do those phony friends actively read your FB? It sounds like you are trying to talk to since you are addressing them in this post. Look at me everyone, I'm being friends with my friends in this photo. Dork!
            Your fake friends are fake. You faked having fake friends because you have invisible hater syndrome. It's some disorder where in an attempt to look cool, you pretend to be hated. You may even actively engage these pretend haters with idle threats. You've been diagnosed so now seek the cure............ which is..........STOP BEGGING FOR ATTENTION!!!!! 



 BEATING CANCER AND BUSINESS DEALS, 2 FOR 1 POST.

   What was your intention of mixing business deals with cancer recovery for a post? Can't you just share about the real experience and not throw in the dayplanner activities? Imagine a whole post dedicated to your mom's cancer recovery without any name-dropping or bragging about your "budding" career. This is the lamest post I could possibly ever read. I also heard billionaires won't even consider buying a house from someone unless they are a grown adult businessman. Oh yeah, what the hell is a grown adult businessman?